*pouts because I’m not getting fucked*
Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after
This me.
Me: I used to be a dog but I did a whole 360 for you baby girl.
Shawty that don’t understand geometry: Awwwwww.
Me:
this might be the perfect joke
